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Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Buckle your seatbelt, it’s time for takeoff

I don’t think you’re ready, for this jelly
I don’t think you’re ready, for this jelly
I don’t think you’re ready for this…
‘Cause my body’s too bootylicious for ya babe!

[Bootylicious, Destiny's Child]

     
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Name: Tehmeena Afzal
Age: 28
Height: 5’3”
Weight: 111 lbs
Measurements: 34DD-24-37
Ethnicity: Pakistani (say what! ?)

The compelling concept behind E.B. Rice’s 1912 Tarzan was not a story of some wino slumming in the woods. It was a cleverly packaged Eugenics ideal (Bio-Genetic Law had just been proposed) that a helpless child (of noble birth) could be introduced into a hostile environment, like an African jungle, and by virtue of his inherent traits and ability (his physiology, intellect, virility,etc) he could not only survive, but become the master of his domain. If you remember, there were plenty of blacks living in the same jungle with Tarzan and of course, they, were all getting their asses kicked.

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So, what if you introduced an athletic, ambitious, headstrong girl with delectable Pakistani genes into the concrete jungles of Queens, New York ?. In Pakistan, like Krypton, most of her powers and abilities would be stultified and nagged-out of her before she even hit puberty. But a land where inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are (sorta, kinda) guaranteed for all (sorta, kinda), what might become of her ?.

Tehmeena Afzal, for one.

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If you saw Tehmeena standing in the fields of Punjab, wearing a lehnga, bangles and some large earrings dangling from her ears, you would think “There goes another sassy mutiarun… I am never gonna know“. The long dark tresses, large almond-shaped eyes, distinctive nose and big juicy lips with a beguiling natural pout, will place her somewhere in the Pakistani heartland. Her features are decidedly eastern, just holding up better than most..
   
But outward appearances is where the similarities tend to end with her eastern sisters. It is after all understandable, growing up in the tough neighborhood of Queens, having to forge an identity separate from her emigrant parents. The choices she has made, the goals she is pursuing are as much a product of her environment, as herself. Where western culture has put more responsibilities and made her vulnerable by taking away the eastern family support structures, it has allowed her the space to exercise abilities and freedom to explore areas of her personality, which largely go untapped in the old country. It’s a trade-off that she thinks is worth it, having visited Pakistan a couple of times.

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smooth: What are some of the things you want to achieve as a model ?.
Tehmeena: I want to pave the way for women of my heritage to pursue things like modeling. Our culture is so old-fashioned and many look down on what I’m doing, but there’s a whole generation of women out there who don’t want to subscribe to that way of life.

[From smooth magazine]

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Pakistani emigrants have no doubt proven their intellect and driving skills abroad. Good for them. However, you couldn’t place a bona fide Pakistani gal (Yasmeen Ghauri, Tiffany Taylor, they don’t count) who had even tried to establish herself as a mainstream beauty. There are plenty of beautiful, sexy Pakistani gals abroad, engaged in all sorts of professions and trades. But for reasons known to us all, few have demonstrated the ability, ambition and chutzpah, to openly vie for a spot in the glamor industry. And no one has dared lay a claim to the mantle of “sex symbol”. That is, before Tehmeena came along.

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smooth: Do you get any backlash from people in your culture ?
Tehmeena: I get a lot of backlash. I get people from Pakistan and other Muslims saying I’m going to be punished for what I’m doing, but I don’t think it’s a bad thing at all. I want to show girls that you can come from that culture and still do this.
smooth: What gave you the courage to step outside of tradition and give modeling a try ?.
Tehmeena: I’ve always been a rebellious person. Usually, I do whatever my parents tell me not to do. A lot of it has to do with wanting to prove people wrong. If you tell me I can’t do something, I’m going to go out of my way to show you that I won’t be limited.

[From smooth magazine]

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At a time when Pakistanis are introducing themselves as “indians” in foreign shores to make their lives easier —to stand up to in-house fatwas and face the majority’s drum beat of prejudice and hate outside— takes extraordinary strength of character, determination and belief in one’s self. For most Pakistani men, a woman with sex-appeal (sluuu-t!), while quite helpful in private, must be seen to be flogged, in public. As I type this down, a deranged gorilla has gunned down the governor of Punjab for coming to the aid of a woman being threatened by lynch mobs.

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So who will save us from this vaunted ignorance and celebrated hypocrisy, that is literally crushing body & soul of the Pakistani woman ?. It so happens that Tehmeena was made to order for just this sort of a trail-blazing, pioneer woman. In every interview she makes it a point to refer to her Pakistani heritage. It might (and must have) shut some doors in her face, but that’s the risk she is willing to hazard. In a hostile environment, instead of ducking for cover (pun alert!), she has laid it all bare; boots, roots and all.

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While the right will forecast fire and brimstone, the far left will cast this as another case of objectification of women. The old patriarchal plan to confine women’s role in society as either a whore or a madonna. Using women’s bodies as a commodity, exploiting them, for profit. Now these are all legitimate concerns, but they do not (seem to) apply in this case.

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Modeling is not an end in itself for Tehmeena, but a means to an end. She is principally an entrepreneur at-heart, with a steady day job. She intends to use name-recognition and money from her modeling career to finance her personal business ventures (sports bar, club and/or a car dealership). Secondly, as long as a woman is in control of what happens to her body and has the freedom to make those choices without any outside coercion, no one can take advantage of her. Isn’t this what the women’s movement and sexual liberation was all about ?. Individual choice. And if a woman, who is beautiful and sexy, spends time, money and effort in looking that way, decides to use her feminine viles to get her way, would she be unique in that way ?.

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Tehmeena had reached milestones before she entered modeling. She was an all-state high school softball pitcher who recieved the Pegasus award and a full scholarship to college. She graduated with a degree in Fine Art/Graphics from the New York Institute of Technology. Somewhere between that and now working full-time for Nissan, at their largest dealership, she was also a rap artist and was recognized by her peers in the music industry for making mixed-tapes. Her private website (mixflavas.com) won back-to-back first place awards. She is also a doting mom to her 5 year old son. This is a multi-tasking, multi-dimensional woman.

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And while I may not agree with all of her decisions (eg: tattoos) and choices (eg: rap music), she is smart enough to admit that neither of those agree much with her personality today. Come to think of it, those tats do add a certain color and spice, and just the right amount of danger to the landscape. Who knows what manner of ink or metal, still awaits discovery.

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For a 27 year old working single mother, she is in simply unbelievable shape. Aside from the enhanced boobs (that are very well done, btw), she has a tiny, taut waistline and a mouth-watering, head-spinning, breath-taking, eye-popping (I could go on all night here) derrière with flaring hips to match. Her legs are also holding up nicely. Not an ounce of extra flesh anywhere. Just round, supple, glorious curves everywhere.

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Her natural tan is a natural turn-on, especially for a desi who is himself blessed with one. The golden brown color is nature’s way of telling you, “I am done. Eat me!”. To hold ‘n caress, to nibble ‘n kiss, to love ‘n cherish, to inhale ‘n devour every sweet morsel… hamara nusbulain. While pale skin adorned with blue spider veins, redheads, blonds are all beautiful curiosities in their own right, I declare, that we desis have a natural affinity for someone from our own clan.

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We know this olive and brown skin. We own it. We see it all day. We think we know something about it. How it works. How it feels to the touch, tastes in our mouth and smells when we inhale it in. How others see it on us and react to it. The wrinkle of brown skin at the elbows and around the knees. The strategic areas of light hills and dark crevices. The distinctive wavy bands of stretch marks that inevitably appear over the bust, underneath the belly, back of the thighs and around the hips. Scars from battles won and lost, with weight. Each day must start with a salute to those struggles –a series of reverential butterfly kisses, tracing the length and breadth of her.

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These traits are peculiar to us. They brand us, as one. Every time your eyes and mouth feast upon them, your hands run over them, it’s a kind of self-affirmation and self-love. Your partner becomes a sort of extension of you. It’s the most satisfying and selfish kind of love —that you can practice with someone else in the bed. And thus the natural bonding. Not saying that you can’t have mind-blowing sex with a blond, but would it be as gratifying, as with an equally hot desi ?. Would post-coital bliss be as meaningful ?. The answer probably depends on how much of a desi lives in you.

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Honey-glazed Tehmeena in shiny, stretchy, lacy, bare-ly there outfits: it’s like your favorite treat, tied with ribbons and ruffles, laid out for your pleasure. As you might have guessed, Tehmeena is not shy about expressing her likes and dislikes. From what kind of men turn her on, to what goes on in her boudoir and better yet, in her mind. Her attitude towards women, beauty and sexuality closely mirror yours truly, which is quite refreshing. More reason to keep hope alive.

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smooth: You sound busy. Do you get out much ?.
Tehmeena: I really don’t go out as much as I would like to. I pretty much work seven days a week. When I’m not selling cars I’m trying to schedule a photo shoot or a video. When I do go out, I usually go to the strip club with my man or a bunch of guys from work. I always have a great time but I usually get more attention from the girls than the guys do.

smooth: What do you like about the strip clubs ?.
Tehmeena: I like to see my man admiring other women, but he still goes home with me. I know it sounds twisted but it’s a turn-on for me. Besides, I think women are beautiful, and I like to support those hard-working women because I know stripping is not an easy thing to do.

smooth: Do you think you could ever be a stripper ?.
Tehmeena: I’ve actually had a lot of people ask me if I was a stripper, but I don’t think I could ever do what they do. I’m way too shy to be out there with everything hanging out. I really take my hat off to those girls.

smooth: Have you ever stripped for your man ?.
Tehmeena: I’ve never done that for him, but now that you bring it up, I will definitely give it a try. I’m sure he won’t have any objections to that.

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smooth: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your sex drive ?.
Tehmeena: I would say it’s about 15! My sex drive is insane. I have to have it at least once a day. Sometimes it gets to a point where my man has to tell me he needs a break.

smooth: How often is sex on your mind ?.
Tehmeena: Sex is always on my mind. When I wake up. after I take a shower, on my way to work… I think about sex every hour and a half at least.

smooth: What’s the best time of day to have sex ?.
Tehmeena: Any time is a great time to have sex, but I love to do it in the morning because it’s a great way to start the day. I usually can’t wait to do it again when I get home.

smooth: What’s the wildest sexual experience you ever had ?.
Tehmeena: The wildest experience I ever had was on a beach at night with a security guard watching us. He tried to make it seem like he was there to protect us but I know he was there to get his rocks off. We ended up paying him money to leave.

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smooth: What’s something you would like to try ?.
Tehmeena: I want to have sex in a really public place where people could spot us at any time. I like being the center of attention, so that would be a rush!

smooth: Have you ever filmed yourself having sex ?.
Tehmeena: Yes, I have. Me and my man often go back and watch it to critique our performances. It turns us on.

smooth: Are you into porn ?.
Tehmeena: I didn’t become interested in porn until recently. It’s like I’ve discovered a whole new world! it’s a great way to get things started in the bedroom.

smooth: What’s your best sexual talent ?.
Tehmeena: My boyfriend would say getting bent over. I think my endurance is my talent. I can have sex for days. I’m very sexually athletic!

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smooth: How are your oral skills ?.
Tehmeena: They are great! I love giving oral sex more than I like receiving it. I like being in control of how good I can make my man feel.

smooth: Describe your favorite sexual fantasy ?.
Tehmeena: I would like to have sex on the roof of a building in Times Square in the middle of the day. That would be hot!

[Interview from Smooth magazine - Dec 2009 issue]

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Ironically, her oppressed and socially conservative sisters in the east are far ahead of her on this score, having christened numerous net cafes, restaurants and even the Quaid’s mausoleum, among other things. One is obligated to pay homage to such an all-around beauty and some changes in the banner of this blog are therefore, imminent.

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Here is another intimate interview of Tehmina where she explains why she should be in Playboy, followed by her contact information, recent credits, picture galleries and some notable videos. All credit for these goes to the concerned quarters who have done such a great job in bringing her home, to us.

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Contact:
     

Here are some places where you can find more of Tehmeena Afzal’s pictures, interviews, videos and contact information: Her website, Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, You Tube.

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Credits:
     

2000 – Awarded Pegasus Award for Female Athlete
2000 – Recieved full athletic scholarship to NYIT (New York Institute of Technology)
2004 – Graduated NYIT with a Bachelors in Fine Arts / Graphic Design
2006 – Awarded Mixtape Website of the Year for the Southern Entertainment Awards
2006 – Became a member of The Core Models
2007 – Awarded Mixtape Website of the Year for the Southern Entertainment Awards
2007 – Batchelor Magazine – Featured as one of the 20 Sexiest Women of the year
2009 – The Dream ft Rick Ross, Juelz Santana, Ludacris – Rockin’ That Thing (Remix) Video
2009 – King Magazine Online – Web Girl of the Week
2009 – Featured on Showgirlzexclusive.com
2009 – 50 Cent – Okay, You’re Right Video
2009 – G-Unit – I’ll Do Anything Video
2009 – Grafh – Call Me Up Video
2009 – Trav – Ride The Wave Video
2009 – Smooth Girl Magazine #19 – The Flavors Issue
2009 – Vblazin Magazine #5 on Hot 100 of 2009 List
2010 – Awarded Impact Model of the Year for the Southern Entertainment Awards
2010 – Show Magazine Black Lingerie Issue #10
2010 – Thisis50.com – Featured on Tastycake Tuesdays
2010 – Dimepiece Magazine
2010 – Hip Hop Weekly Magazine Web Chick
2010 – Phar City ft. Range – Part Time Lover Video
2010 – Fat Joe ft. Jeezy – Ha Ha (Slow Down) Video
2010 – Show Magazine East Issue #18

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Picture Galleries:
     

Dynasty Series: black leather thong and thigh-high stiletto boots, golden/black thong bikini [Video], pink lingerie topless [Video], purple corset thong and fishnets,

SHOWgirlzexclusive: show #18 East Golden Bikini [Video], blue/black thong bikini,

King-Mag: H2O zebra black bikini set #1, set #2

Felix Natal Jr. : nude under sheets, Red and gold micro thong suits near poolside [Video], black leather bdsm outfit, chain link thong bikini, neon blue micro-thong on bar [Video], beige thong on pool table, black micro thong on a window sill, white lace micro thong on the bed [Video].

Smooth Mag: lavander and black lace thong set topless on couch.

Fannatic Mag: various leather and white lace thong sets with thigh-high leather zip-up boots. [Video]

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Videos
     

01. Tehmeena in the NY Knicks lockeroom:
     

02. Tehmeena in a NY Giants uniform:
     

03. Tehmeena in a white and pink lace lingerie set:
     

04. Tehmeena in a silver/pink thong set:
     

05. Tehmeena in a silvery blue thong set:
     

06. Tehmeena in various micro-thongs:
     

07. Tehmeena in a black and white striped bikini:
     

08. Tehmeena in black lace thong, topless:
     

09. Tehmeena in an orange bikini set:
     

10. Tehmeena working out in a white top:
     

11. Tehmeena shooting in bikinis in Aruba:
     

     
     
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Shabana Maniar, “Sheer” Excess

The word Sirens in the title of this blog is not a reference to the horn that you find on top of an ambulance, or a police mobile. It is referring to the Sirens from Greek mythology. Yeah, I know you knew that. It’s for the guy next to you.

Sirens were water nymphs, part women, part fish (part bird). They sat near the water’s edge and lured in sailors from the high seas with their bewitching songs. The music they made would prove irresistible for the men, who would try to make it to shore without caring for their safety, often with disastrous results.

In other words, these Sirens would turn them into those guys you see, standing outside of girl’s colleges, disregarding the stick of the chowkidar that will eventually hurt them. No, not in that way! Oh, come on!.

I had to go into all this detail so that I could justify adding Shabana Maniar to this blog.

At first glance, Shabana is a thirty-something housewife with frayed nerves (read: multiple kids), worn hands and neglected nails. At one time she was a fair colored maiden, hounded by men. But in a few years, she will bear an uncanny resemblance to Grandpa Munster. Despite all that, she fits the bill of a Siren, the temptress.

Shabana is the host of the new show “Bila-Takalluf” on Metro-One. On this evening she had on Mrs. Hameed, a veteran of a marriage bureau who looked entirely drained (Grandpa is up to his old tricks). Now lets get down to business. Two things; one her dress and the other, is what happened to it.

She’s wearing a multi-layered outfit that is all the rage these days. These dresses usually have an expansive outer, diaphanous shell that is worn over a more risqué’ number inside.

This particular dress has a sleeveless fuchsia colored shameez inside, with a scoop-neckline that is a foot deep. Any lower and you would have struck water. The outer shell is a sheer, in pink leopard print. The object of this design, as far as I can make it, is to draw and focus your attention on her cleavage. The sheer material is there to tease and tantalize. The low neck camisole inside, is the Siren’s Call.

This dress does for boobs, what fishnet stockings do for legs.

Then something happened that would up-the-ante. It was a wardrobe malfunction… or so I guess. Her neckline was caught on some lacy bit on her bra cup and stayed stuck there for the duration of the show. So in addition to all of that cleavage, half of her bra was also on display, behind a sheet of sheer leopard.

If she knew about it, she certainly didn’t seem to care. In fact, as you can see in the video, whenever her dupatta fell down from around her neck, she would immediately gather it and push it back up, making sure nothing got between us and her funky stylings.

This sort of sly, tongue-in-cheek exhibitionism is now rampant in our society. It transcends all social and economic strata. On the street women from all walks of life are wearing sheer, barely-there lawns with deep scoop necklines, front and back, which leave little to the imagination. Sometimes you may even feel like walking-up to one and telling them that they really must retire their faded, frayed bra with the missing snap-hook in the back.

This liberal trend of “saaf chuptay bhee nahi, saamnay aatey bhee nahin” dresses, also represents a clear shift in public attitudes. The stylish dress behind the diaphanous veil and the flashy lingerie worn inside sheer shirts, are all living aspirations biding their time, waiting to be realized. Women want (and some say, need) to feel attractive, sexy and desirable. However hard we have made it for them, to express their feminity and sexuality, they seem to have figured-out ways around it.

Like the sheer stuff, but showing-off lingerie is a bit tacky. But we’ll take it.

Here is the accompanying video.

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These caps are of Naila Nadeem, from the Breakfast With Naila show, that aired in August, 2008. She is wearing a print green kurta with a white cotton shalwar and matching white shoes. Gurus will note that this ensemble is completed with a full, white bra that has much to be proud of it’s contents.


Naila is a fountain of bubbling enthusiasm for stuff that would ordinarily pass for the usual and mundane. Her opening segment is not scripted, yet she is able to form a coherent message on the fly. Her guest is some no-name MPA from the Punjab Assembly, who is likely a goon and/or a buffoon.


To get people excited about creatures from the political jungle of Pakistan, you either have to have the imagination of Rudyard Kipling, or the sexual chemistry of Erica Campbell. Naila is blessed with both and that’s why we love her so.


Here you can just make out the faint outlines of her white bra cups. Just enough to send your occipital cortex into a twist. No amount of fancy geometric designs, or camouflage print on her kurta can conceal the generous proportions of her round, meaty tits. Even if she was devoid of style, beauty and substance, such magnificent orbs would have single-handedly carried the day. It’s just nicer to have it all.


There are few women who look equally sexy with their hair up, or down. Here Naila has chosen to pull her hair back into a ponytail. Without the distraction of the lustrous mane of hair framing her classic oval face, we are provided an opportunity to appreciate the finer features. Like the bright expressive eyes and full-bodied lips that traditionally play second fiddle to much larger, softer and curvier assets.

Here is an accompanying video from the same show:

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Atiqa Odho does not seem to be in any hurry to relinquish the mantle of the uber Pakistani MILF anytime soon. The following caps are from her new show on Geo TV, “A Conversation With Atiqa” that aired on October 16th, 2008. Here she is interviewing the Pakistani rock band Strings, or so it would seem. But it is actually a ploy for Atiqa to showcase her tantalizing beauty and amazing tits. And you will hardly hear a murmur of displeasure, or dissent out there in the heartland.



Atiqa’s hair is coiffed after the classic pinup hotties of the 50′s and 60′s. The Sophia Lorens, the Gina Lollobrigidas, and the Mae Wests.



Ladies who could rattle briefs and boxers late into their sunset years. Those big flashing eyes, large pouty lips, smooth unblemished skin of the cheek. All that and the nubile aura that she projects at her age is as rare and amazing as the legacy of those legendary sex symbols.



Notice when she crosses her hands, her elbows push her tits together to form a lovely, creamy cleavage. When her hands are at her sides, the pendulous tits fall into perfect tear-drop symmetry, held in check by a make-shift, flowery hammock that’s tied behind her neck.



The contrast in color between the solid black dress and the supportive flowery bib, serves to emphasize the size and shape of the forbidden fruit. Around her neck she is wearing a dangling pendant. It swings back and forth over the cleavage, shaped like a tiny male appendage, marking the spot.



Atiqa’s interviews are not meant to be hard-hitting numbers like Jasmin Manzoor’s (Pulse on Business Plus), or Saima Mohsin’s (Newseye on Dawn News). They are puff pieces, and not the kind with some pastry underneath, like Naeem Bukhari’s (Apna Andaaz on Hum TV).



It’s fluff and fawning, without much homework. Like, when she singled-out the band for being the first Pakistani band whose song had made it to the soundtrack of a major Hollywood blockbuster (Spiderman-2, 2004). Strings had to remind her that Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan had actually done that, ten years earlier (Natural Born Killers, 1994).



But really, who cares ?. There are enough fact-finding munshis with bad hairdos out there, madly polluting the air waves with vitriol. There is only one Atiqa Odho. She can sit there on a couch, wearing just a man’s shirt, top three buttons undone, painting her toenails and it’ll be a guaranteed hit show.



For Atiqa, the most paramount question for the band had little to do with the process of coming up with ideas for songs, melodies and compositions. It was about the band groupies. The single and often married women who follow the band around, calling them at home and making themselves ‘available’, away from home.



How has the band dealt with them ?. Do their wives mind all the attention ?. It sounded more like she was shopping for an audition, than looking for their position on the subject. The blushing band members, sputtering out the usual make-believe response, made their positions clear.


It would’ve been enough if Atiqa Odho was just another ravishing beauty. But she is that and an incredible actress. She may not like the band, care for their music, or been following their career. But with just enough empathy and faked sincerity, she seemed to care about them as people and they seemed satisfied with the attention.

And that’s why it works most of the time, because Atiqa steals the show. It rarely matters who her guest is. People tune in to see Atiqa, in all her finery. I bet if you took a poll, Atiqa would be more popular among guys (both young and old), than gals.

Here’s the much awaited video clip from the same show. Enjoy:

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The following caps are of Atiqa Odho, from her show on HumTV, which aired on August 5th, 2008. Atiqa is looking her gorgeous self, as usual. The blond highlights in her dyed hair go well with the warm tones she has chosen to paint her face with. Notice the lips. She could have smeared them with a crimson paint brush, but she chose a subtle beige color that complements the whole ensemble. The girl has launched an entire line of make-up products, so she must know a thing or two about the art of getting gussied up.



You will notice that she is wearing a thin, diaphanous, camouflage-print top, through which one can plainly see the black shameez, that has a wide, plunging neckline, exposing a fair bit of creamy Odho cleavage.



You can extrapolate the dimensions of her tits by observing that her cleavage at the top is in line with her armpits, and at the bottom, with about the crook of her elbow. Which means, her tits are almost as long as her humerus, if allowed to hang free. That’s mammoth.



Her physical proportions are so overwhelming that one can easily forget how good of an actress she really is. In the course of a few minutes, as observed through these caps, she goes through a motley of emotions. A different Odho, for every occasion. I caught the surprised, the annoyed, the aggrieved, the pleasant, the aghast, the suspicious, the spurned and the alarmed. Yall can take it from here.



Atiqa’s charming, disarming and engaging personality plays so well on the screen that just about everyone can relate to her. She is the ‘hot’ auntie that every young Turk has had a mad crush on. If Atiqa could get royalties from all the movies she has starred in, which continue to ply in desi bedrooms all over the world, she would be richer than Richard Branson.



The thing with see-through subjects is that you are never quite sure of what to expect when the veil is lifted. You can make an educated guess, but that is subjective. Though ironically, it is best, since we are limited only to the extent of our imagination.



I have done a little bit of (wishful) research and this is what I think (hope) her tits look in person. Something like this, that and another. I tried to stay within reason and not go for jugs like The Hindenburg. Although, she most resembles Erica Campbell, I thought her tits didn’t do Atiqa justice.


Cleavage is in, in a big way, in Pakistan these days. From daily newspapers, local magazines to fashion designers, everybody is pushing and advocating a bit of cleavage for everyone. While that’s going on, you open any news channel and you think you are in hell. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…


There is about 3-4″ of pure cleavage on display here. I have taken the liberty to blow up (300%) the relevant section for close inspection. When large tits are strapped into an underwire bra, what you end up with is a yummy cleavage: Two mounds of warm throbbing tit-flesh, dusted lightly with a perfumed talc, or a smear of Shalimar (Chanel 5 ?), made to crash into one another and then lifted, upwards and outwards, until they form a jiggling ridge of living flesh.

In a continuing testament to evolution, man has been able to separate form from… function. A necessary, albeit, a regrettable compromise.

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Like Scrooge McDuck, I had been diving into my vault of caps and look what I found: more vcaps of Neelma Hasan from The Mother’s Show on ARY, back in the days when she used to dress sexy. She was an instant hit with the fans, who adored the busty and curvaceous MILF.

However, in recent days she has taken to wearing long sleeves and high necks, giving short shrift to the viewers. Let’s cut to the chase. There are hosts out there who rely on their intellect, or personality to cement a following. Then there are hosts who are pretty and sexy, and use that. We can safely put Noor, Neelma and Iffat Umer in the latter category. You hear noise coming out of their mouths, only if you have mistakenly left the volume on.

Nature has bestowed great genes upon women like Neelma, whose tits retain their awesome form long after they have served their biological imperative. Nowadays, it usually takes just one tour-of-service to render the shape from a proud tit, to a deflated balloon.

But Neelma Hasan seems exempt from nature’s cruel natural course. Her gravity defying orbs of perfection seem to mock the rest. Apart from nature, Neelma had nurtured a sexy persona that transformed her into a sexy diva. A hint of cleavage here, a saucy smile there and before you knew it, she had reeled you in. I think I speak for most of her fans, when I say that we want the old sexy Neelma back.

Her current dowdy, victorian-style massi outfits are not only ill-suited for this sensual mami (um, the Spanish kind), but also a betrayal of nature who made her so fa-boob-lous. One can only hope that we get to see more of the glamorous Neelma back in the hot-tie seat.

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Following are the caps of Atiqa Odho, from her new show “Atiqa O”, on HumTV. She is also hosting a children’s show on another channel where certain (connected ?) children are recognized for their distinguishing abilities or achievements.



In this particular show however, Atiqa O, she is playing herself. A career woman who is plowing through her glamorous and eventful life in the showbiz industry. That’s her story, mine is a little different.



I see a delicious milf, laden with the fruits of ripe womanhood, armed with all the weapons of feminine charm who is out to conquer, subdue and use young meat (that’d be you and me) for her darkest pleasures. If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.



In this particular show, a horny old git masquerading as a businessman and his slippery, scheming assistant plan to lure Atiqa to Dubai, where he hopes to get her in bed, by showering her with the promise of a role in a movie, money and gifts.



At first, Atiqa falls for it and takes their money, but later realizes something’s amiss and sets a trap for them. They arrive at her home and are ambushed by law enforcers who give them the traditional thrashing before taking them in. OK, so It’s not a reality show. It’s all done tongue-in-cheek.



The only thing interesting for me, was how, Atiqa managed to cleverly slip in a toy-boy into the plot. She is sitting with the horny businessman at her house, when in walks a tall Adonis (did I mention he was half her age ?, just ignore me). The guy is all smiles and looks at Atiqa hungrily, as if she were a chicken roll. Atiqa responds by batting her eyelashes appreciatively. I’ve seen that look before. It’s the morning after look, when she’s gotten it good.



The businessman looks worried and his PA asks if he is her son. To which Atiqa takes immediate umbrage and explains to him that he’s her ‘brother’ *wink-wink* *nod-nod*. Yea, rite! lady. Nobody’s buying it. The guy struts around, as if he was doing a runway show, and then steps out of the scene.



There was absolutely no need, as far as the plot was concerned, to put this guy in… unless, she wanted to reinforce her preference for young men. This girl wants it bad and the message is getting across loud and clear, since she has become one of the most sought after MILFs in Pakistan.



Besides, the show is just a vehicle to show-off Ms. Odho’s obvious charms. The caps of her with a newspaper are quite delicious, while her cleavage shots in the mustard dress are a good sign of things to come, down the line. We hope.

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These vidcaps are from Jasmeen Manzoor’s new show PULSE on Salman Taseer’s Business Plus channel. She is not a new face. She had a regular show on PTV, where she did investigative journalism. She would grab a mic and run around in back alleys (while the cameraman and police escort would try and keep up), trying to ferret out adulterers. No, not that kind. The kind who manufacture and sell fake medicines, food, gutka, you-name-it.


Jasmeen Manzoor is the wet dream of most Pakistani pensioners. The old guard who sit at home and grumble about the country going to Hell in a hand basket. She has gone out and dealt with issues hands-on, which they can only shake a fist at, sitting at home. In short, she is the Mike Wallace of Pakistan. She is totally fearless, absolutely committed and extremely passionate about issues that affect our society. Her focus is sometimes frightening.


Before you get to know and appreciate her mind, you can’t help but notice this milf’s hot bod. She has sharp features, clear alabaster skin and large, shapely tits. She could walk out in southern Italy and totally blend. You cannot ignore the tits, especially when she is wearing a tight-fitted kurta and they are billowing out on the sides. Here she is wearing a scoop neck dress with a lace border (lace is designed to capture and steer your gaze to the promised land) and sleeves with lacy bullet-holes all the way up. The dress is thin enough to allow you a fairly good estimate of the size and manner of accommodation, of the precious orbs within. The dress far from concealing, is celebrating the strong and confident woman behind it.


Jasmeen’s ferocious personality is a massive turn-on. She does not nag, or whine. She inspires. I imagine her take-charge, praetorian personality carries forth into the bedroom, where she ties you up and has her way with you. A well-used strap-on and a paddle with J*M etched on it cannot be ruled out. Be afraid.

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These days Atiqa Odho is fluttering around from one show to another to promote her up-n-cumming show Atiqa O (the ‘O’ I presume, is for orgasms). These vidcaps are from the Morning Show on Hum TV with Ghazal on 31st March, 2008.


As always she steered the conversation to her favorite topic, ie; middle-aged women are sexy and appealing. They should dress to highlight their assets. She told Ghazal that she did not believe that middle-aged women should start hiding their faces in dupattas and wearing loose clothes to hide their beautiful figures.


Atiqa is not only aware of her sexuality but is so generous of spirit that she wishes to spread the love around. Like most women, she wants acknowledgment. But unlike many, she is confident, courageous and honest enought to admit it. And want it.


And if her past choices are any indication, she prefers young meat and has defended the right of older women to go for younger guys. Now how hot is that ?.


Her awesome figure and uninhibited inclinations bode well for those millions of young throbbing Pakistanis who pine for pretty and curvaceous MILFs like her.


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MILF Chef All ‘Cut-up’ On I-Plus Channel

The thing that seperates a MILF auntie from your average desi hottie is eXperience. A MILF is likely to have held a dick in her hand, sucked on it, sat on it, climbed on it, backed-up on it and have cum dripped on various parts of her body, at one time or another. You can’t say that for all the young desi hotties with the same level of confidence and certainity and herein lies the appeal of the MILF. She’s been around the block and lived to tell about it.


Take this renegade auntie for instance. She is all dolled-up and looking especially slutty in that outfit which she spent hours selecting, to appear on the I-Plus channel (dated February 2007). She may not be a spring chicken, but at one time you know she was a real heart breaker.

Those high cheekbones, the upturned nose, large eyes and those big gorgeous lips. Add to that her tight little outfit, all cut-up for max flesh-appeal. Note, that she has made sure that her dupatta stays on her left tit, leaving her right tit exposed to the eye of the camera. She is not afraid of exhibiting her sexuality and that, is what adds to her appeal as a MILF. The sublime mix of physical assets and mental attitude.

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