Posts Tagged ‘vibe’

I took an instant liking to Javeria Jaleel. She is just so cute. With that thick, lustrous mane of hair and large doe eyes, the full heart-shaped lips and the wondrous curves on that petite frame, a hint of mischief mixed with little-girl innocence. It’s hard not to fall for her.

I saw her at a gas station, about three years ago. She arrived in a white Suzuki ‘dabba’. She was the only one who got out and went into the ‘Quickie Mart’. She grabbed something (who the heck was paying attention to what was in her hands!) and quickly walked out and climbed into the van. She was wearing a light aquamarine print lawn dress. Most probably going to, or coming back from a shoot, cuz she was dolled-up to the nines, man. Every curve exploding with pure femininity.

That was before she married the middle-aged, paunch belly, puppy fat, acne-ridden Lollywood star Saud. I guess she wasn’t that innocent after all. Anyhoo, she has gotten plumper since her marriage and has acquired that radiant glow, that only regular pumping will do for you.

She is one of that select crowd of actresses who look cute and adorable, even when they are bawling their eyes out. Javeria appeared in an ARY soap (along with Saud), where she appears in an unglamorous role and she still managed to look cute. I hope she continues her acting career. She is a bright, sexy star who’s got places to go and heights to reach.

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With every show, young Mathira is opening up and getting more comfortable in front of the camera. This is reflected in her mood, manner and the (tinier) outfits. Last week it was a one-piece leotard and this time around she has on a Nike sports bra and skin tight leotards. As time goes by, could we see her in those tiny little black boy-shorts ?. One can only hope.

I have a thing for smoky things. Like hickory-smoked ribs, creme brulle and caramel sundaes. They are sweet, with just a hint of a fiery aftertaste. It’s the peculiar contrast that’s enticing. Like something cute that’s also dangerous, at the same time. To see Mathira’s earthy body enveloped in a sporty outfit strikes a similar chord. You could just eat her with a spoon.

Mathira in the doggy position, with her glorious round butt sticking out like that is a sight to behold. Her butt reminds me of an old song. Anybody remember Sir Mix-a-lot’s ode to big butts “Baby Got Back” ?. It goes something like this:

Oh… My… Gawd!
Becky, look at her butt
Its so… big! . . .
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just, out there. . .

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung!
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oooh, baby! I wanna get with ya!
And take your picture!
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me So Horney!. . .

This week her tip-of-the-week was how to remove mucous from your sinuses. You have to alternatively breathe through each nostril, while keeping the other closed with your finger. If she keeps this up, she’ll be getting other fluids out of her viewers than just the damn sinuses.

The following are large sized vidcaps of the same show. It’s for those of you who want to get into the nitty gritty of things.

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It is hard to believe that such sheer loveliness has come to reside on Pakistani TV. Mathira (The Yogi) is par excellence. An Aphrodite who can contort her delectable body into impossible positions.

Mathira is not the rake-thin, miserable looking things you see sporting designer duds at malls. She is how nature intended a woman’s body to look like. Soft, supple, curvy, healthy, glowing and strong. In short, the sort of body that makes a man salivate.

With Mathira, there is no mistaking of her being a woman. Big round tits, gorgeous curvy hips, a tight round butt and long lean legs. being a Yogi, you know she can put all that to good use.

The belly is rightly one of the sexiest parts of a woman. While some folks go for the flat-as-a-board type that can be played like a percussion drum, I myself am a fan of the slightly rounded, soft-as-a-bunny tummy. The sort that can be cupped, caressed and sucked upon. Mathira has the most delish looking tummy imaginable and we’re all fortunate enough to bear witness to it.

She is so graceful and poised. Like poetry in motion. I guess it’s all those hours of maintaining Yoga positions. Speaking of Yoga, I have read that Sting (formerly of the band POLICE) practices a sort of meditative Yoga position wherein he can maintain an erection and extend his orgasm for several hours. While Trudy, his wife, has that silly grin pasted on her face, the poor SOB has lost all his damn hair.

Women have such beautiful bodies. Nature has been good to them, if only they would take care of themselves, like Mathira here. No wonder there is no danger in the foreseeable future of the extinction of mankind. Men can’t keep their hands to themselves.

“Spank me! spank me!…” that’s all I can hear.

Such an elegant and well-proportionate beauty.

Now I know why Agamemnon sailed with 1000 ships to bring Helen back from Troy. She must’ve had thighs like these, man.

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Mathira The Hot Yogi On The Vibe Channel

I came across her program purely by accident. There she was, twisting herself into a pretzel and what a fine pretzel she made.

Her name is Mathira and she hosts a Yoga program on the Vibe Music channel.

She has big round tits and long lean limbs. Add to that gorgeous raven hair and big brown eyes with beautifully painted heart-shaped lips.

Yoga, it (obviously) does the body good.

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