Archive for February, 2009

Humera ‘Butt’, The Rocking Girl

Very few in the civilized world have had the pleasure of bearing witness to Humera Arshad’s big, round, fat booty. Now you can consider yourself among that lucky group. The following caps of Humera Arshad were taken while she was performing live in an outdoor setting.

Humera was catapulted into fame with her single Was Ve Dhola, which was shortly followed by Mein Ni Boldi. Although these songs were in regional Punjabi, their superior melody and poetry won her the hearts of people all over the country and beyond. She has done plenty of concerts and sold enough CDs to claim a spot in the list of the talented musicians.

Last year Humera married the ripped model and actor Ahmed Butt. The star of a handful of bad Lollywood movies and a model of international repute (he has allegedly done shoots with Italian and French designers in Milan and Paris).

The newlyweds were on a show together and I could not help but notice Humera’s attitude towards her husband. She was bossy and demeaning, putting him down and cutting him off. He seemed to shrug it off with a lazy smile and a laid-back attitude, saying very little.

Humera is a talent, no doubt. She is fairly pretty with huge assets, but clearly no match for her model husband and his (assuming here) colorful past. Humera has appeared alone on shows and shown herself to be opinionated and quite willing to share it with the world. It could be that this is the very side of her personality that attracted the young Butt to THE butt.

As I was gathering and sorting these caps, a song kept playing in the back of my head. I finally figured it out. It was Queen’s homage “Fat Bottomed Girls”. A wonderful song that fits nicely here. If you haven’t heard it, I would encourage you to do so.

Putting aside the immense talent, that is Humera, we will study the beguiling butt of hers. While some girls are neurotic about the size of their hips and butt, others, well-versed in the proclivities of men, have used it to their max. advantage. After all, it is a blessing.

I understand some folks may not (yet) be able to appreciate Humera’s butt, but in time, they will come to appreciate the beauty and rarity of a large, round butt. I don’t have to explain this to the Tantric Yogis here, but one should be careful not to confuse any old, fat butt with a round butt.

Humera is not caring much excess weight on her body. She has a well-defined waist and curvy hips. If only she had a matching pair of tits, she could have proved deadly for weak hearts. On the whole, it looks like Ahmed Butt struck real gold with Humera here. Wish them both the best in their respective careers. Here is the best-of Humera’s butt.

Here are two videos of Humera’s hit songs. The first is Wus Ve Dhola

The second is Mein Ni Boldi. Enjoy.

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The following caps and the accompanying video clips are of Atiqa Odho, who appeared on the Sahir Lodhi Show on TV-One. I was looking at some old pictures of Atiqa for research and what I found fascinating is how she has managed to defy the aging process. And not just defy it, she has won ground back, in that she has never looked better, than how she appears today.

You can say that about only a handful of people who have ever lived. My short list would include Mimi Rogers, Charlotte Rampling, Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Jennifer Connelly and Susan Sarandon. They all started off as hot numbers and matured into seasoned, sensual MILFs.

Atiqa had some baby fat across her face through her stint on PTV, which she has since shed and now we can admire her facial bone structure. Also, she has learned to apply make-up judiciously, to accentuate her features, instead of a Kabuki cover-up. In short, she has continued to improve upon herself, while others her age have long ‘let go’.

Her choice of clothing is elegant and sensual. A simple black top, barely able to contain the precious DD cargo, with a kaftan that had white foliage. She wore a simple gold necklace around her neck. If she had gone with her usual pendant, hanging between her cleavage, moving like a metronome with every little jiggle, it would have created quite a scandal. Too bad.

As you can tell, Atiqa has flawless, smooth, alabaster skin. Like that of a Danish milkmaid. Folks in her age brackat develop moles, acquire marks, get scars from burns, scratches and liver spots. She has nothing. Just a wide expanse of perfectly creamy white skin, waiting to be doused and rubbed down with a big ol’ bottle of Johnson & Johnsons.

For the complete set of caps, click here.

As usual, the main topic of the conversation revolved around mature women holding their ground and refusing to bow before mother nature. Sahir Lodhi, the congenital dick of the show, started the ball rolling by making repeated gibes about film star Meera’s unwillingness to come to terms about her age in public (like he was her maternal uncle or something).

Atiqa chose to take it as a crack at one of her sorority sisters. First, she upheld Meera’s right to live the life of her choosing. Age, according to Atiqa, is all up here *pointing to her peroxide hair*. Then she came back with a prop, a pamphlet, with a photo of her mom looking weird and then proceeded to tell a story about her grandma, who on her death bed, requested a dye job. I think the thought of a dead grandma laying there with jet black hair unnerved even Sahir, who went ashen at the mention of it. In her defense, Atiqa is a pioneer woman and pioneers, by definition, are a little nutty.

She said that her husband understands her need, “to be someone” and allows her freedom to pursue her dreams. And that raises her esteem for him. But anybody know how many wet hankies are laying by his bedside ? ( <= cuz of the crying! you people, honestly… you make me sick). It’s like a young kid being asked to part with his very own Disney Land. But I guess Atiqa makes it up to him. In ways the rest of us can only dream about.

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